Camper Van Beethoven
In the summer of 1976 I was three years
old; my tiny fingers spread softly over the back seat of our chewed
up silver car. The upholstery was starting to crack and my oversized
head bobbed softly as we sped over the rolling, docile miles between
Nashville and Memphis. I dreamed lightly out the window at the brilliant
roadside trees, racing into patterns that only crayons could faithfully
depict.
My parents were so young then, hardly older
than I am now. My mother was wearing a homemade, tie-dyed T-shirt
that swirled into an island of yellows, oranges, and reds. Her face
was soft and smooth and smiling. My father's beard grew monumental
from his jaw and neck like a wild man's, nearly eclipsing his mouth.
He was driving absently and debating with her. It was the kind of
laughing disagreement that wasn't so much an argument as a circus
of dispute. This one was about me, but I had no desire to keep up
with what they were saying.
"He thinks the world is flat," my mother
said, pleading and motioning out the dusty windows. "He looks around
and it looks flat and he has no reason to think it's different anywhere
else!"
"Come on," my father looked at her over his
glasses. "He's a lot more perceptive than that. There's a globe in
the house, he knows that's the world, he hears the propaganda, he
knows it's round without having to see the curve!" They went back
and forth about faith and reason for a while before my father said,
"Hold on. Tanner," he leaned back over the seat and changed his voice
to the soft, melodic tone that signaled me to pay close attention.
"Do you think the world is flat?"
"No," I said certainly, looking back out
the window. My father's eyes darted back to my mother, a victorious
grin peeking through his great beard. I stared out the window for
a moment before completing my thought. "It's bumpy."
Sixteen years later I was in a map
shop in Atlanta, and I picked up a book called The Appalachian
Trail Backpacker by Victoria and Frank Louge. I can't recall why
I took notice of the book detailing equipment and preparation for
hiking the 2,160 mile trail. I had never even been backpacking before.
I only knew I had always loved the mountains, and every page I turned
in the book brought me closer to the realization that I was to hike
it myself.
I spent two years saving money for
the equipment and food, read a little bit more, asked a little bit
more, and went on an overnight hike. I told the director of my college
program that I would be missing a semester and fought to be sure that
nothing else in my life could be planned to intersect that time. I
tried to find a friend to go along with me, but the ones who were
interested couldn't get it together, and I settled for starting the
trail on my own. So on March fifteenth of 1995, when I found myself
on the top of Springer mountain in Georgia, (the beginning of the
Appalachian National Scenic Trail that follows two-by-six inch white
painted blazes through Georgia, North Carolina, Tennessee, Virginia,
West Virginia, Maryland, Pennsylvania, New Jersey, New York, Connecticut,
Massachusetts, Vermont, New Hampshire, and Maine before winding up
to the peak of Mount Katahdin in Baxter State park) I was in a new
world.
This book is a chronicle of the world
that I found in the woods and of the inhabitants that I came to know
and love. It begins not on the first day of my hike, but on the day
I really began, the day I found my trail name. Starting with that
moment, the transformation into a thru-hiker began. The quotes throughout
the story are mostly taken from entries by hikers in the trailside
registers found in every shelter. There is an appendix at the end
of the book that details my preparation and the contents of my pack,
but this book isn't meant as a guide, it's an experience of the trail.
I'm certain that other accounts would differ from mine, but this is
the trail through the eyes of the Vikings, who wound their way ever
northward over the mountains and through the seasons of 1995, living
a better, sweatier way, laughing until our bellies hurt, and finding
new beauty in this land and this life. Greetings, and welcome to my
story.
Tanner Critz
Wayah the Wolf
Lord of the Vikings